by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015
Get the crisass managementmug. CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT
If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague
If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive
If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up
If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot
If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer
If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut
If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue
If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary
If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone
If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism
If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head
If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest
If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague
If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive
If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up
If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot
If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer
If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut
If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue
If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary
If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone
If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism
If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head
If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest
If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
by Johann Bernoulli May 31, 2018
Get the Republican Managementmug. A manager who exploits employees. Examples of exploitation include but are not limited to: Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, or generally not providing benefits discussed during your hiring negotiations, or listed on your job description. He/she may blame cooperate or owners, but the daily operations are their decisions.
She keeps us on skeleton crew, so we do two peoples workload and doesn't even care if we can't provide good customer service. it's like she thinks she'll get a trophy for slum manager of the year or something!
by Val E. Sun June 19, 2021
Get the Slum Managermug. by xoxo._. January 20, 2022
Get the manage-izemug. A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.
by j.dinnen February 26, 2021
Get the Retail managementmug. by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021
Get the Cable Managementmug. by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022
Get the Project Managermug.