man

A twisted creature that hates women but still wants to fuck them.

90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:

"useless stuff around the vagina",

"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and

"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".

You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?

by The Happy Humanist April 20, 2010

Manning

two (or more) men boning.

George: Hey Jim, u wanna join us?
Jim: sure, what are you guys doing?
George: nothing, we were just manning.
Jim: yeah no, see you later bud.

by nordic aryan October 23, 2020

Manful

When a man is more of a handful than the kids when he's sick.

I can't believe how much of a manful he was last night. You'd think his cold was the plague.

by docstallis May 13, 2016

Man

A type of human generally hated or wanted killed by all feminists

Stupid Whore: OMG!!!! A...man... said hi to me during work I am so bringing him to court because he totally word raped my ears.

by A normal person you cuck July 27, 2017

Man

A masculine human being, that in his first 9 months of life he tries to get out of the place that he tries to get in the rest of his life

He is not a woman, he is a man! See his adams apple!!

by EfyD December 16, 2011

Man

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

Dear diary, today I looked on the Internet and found that the mortals on urban dictionary were confused as to what a man was. People obsessed with sandwiches? Who belittle the fairer sex? All of these are true of course, but I felt that I could come up with a much more brief definition. Now that I've hopefully enlightened the mortals, I think I'll go out this evening for pleasure, the night is still young!

by The One And Only Dracula November 20, 2013

IT Man

A Very, very sexy man with a great sense of humour, known as the Miz.

"Damn, Mike is the IT Man!"
Mike, in this case, and every other case, is Mike the Miz.

by Moonstar2020 August 8, 2017