man

A twisted creature that hates women but still wants to fuck them.

90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:

"useless stuff around the vagina",

"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and

"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".

You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?

by The Happy Humanist April 20, 2010

Man

A type of human generally hated or wanted killed by all feminists

Stupid Whore: OMG!!!! A...man... said hi to me during work I am so bringing him to court because he totally word raped my ears.

by A normal person you cuck July 27, 2017

Manning

two (or more) men boning.

George: Hey Jim, u wanna join us?
Jim: sure, what are you guys doing?
George: nothing, we were just manning.
Jim: yeah no, see you later bud.

by nordic aryan October 23, 2020

Manful

When a man is more of a handful than the kids when he's sick.

I can't believe how much of a manful he was last night. You'd think his cold was the plague.

by docstallis May 13, 2016

Man

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

Dear diary, today I looked on the Internet and found that the mortals on urban dictionary were confused as to what a man was. People obsessed with sandwiches? Who belittle the fairer sex? All of these are true of course, but I felt that I could come up with a much more brief definition. Now that I've hopefully enlightened the mortals, I think I'll go out this evening for pleasure, the night is still young!

by The One And Only Dracula November 20, 2013

Man

A masculine human being, that in his first 9 months of life he tries to get out of the place that he tries to get in the rest of his life

He is not a woman, he is a man! See his adams apple!!

by EfyD December 16, 2011

man

man is the coolest ever human being

Man. that's awesome

by jer_bestokiss983 February 26, 2017