When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew August 1, 2023
yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it
by Braden Fredericks September 5, 2017
by Big mugger June 20, 2022
by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021
A stupid self insert mary sue who is nothing more than an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside.
by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021
Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"
Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."
Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."
by Marcy Regina Wu April 20, 2023
basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021