(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma July 27, 2012
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Get the Jump on the Devil mug.opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.
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Get the caressed by the devil mug.What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...
Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!
12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!
Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.
Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!
12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!
Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.
Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
by Nyxie September 26, 2010
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Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"
Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."
Example 2)
Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."
Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"
Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"
Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."
Example 2)
Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."
Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"
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Get the Hold The Devil Accountable mug.Why does Madison have her hand in her pocket while working?
Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s door bell
Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s door bell
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Get the Ringing the devil’s door bell mug.To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time
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