Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

Cal Chuchesta

Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.

Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!

Melon: *holds up red flannel*

by hans_chavez March 2, 2024

cal butts

A man of many names cal calvin Kalamazoo etc a man with hopes and dreams mile high, with a flowering random bow heart. He is always a littoe bald man he is French.

Girl: woah he’s littoe and bald
Other girl: ohhhh yep that’s a cal butts!

by Bertha Montgomery December 8, 2022

CAl

The type of person who self reacts on discord.

"Hey did you see Adam self reacted again? Such a CAL"

by LEunoAngl June 22, 2023

Cals

Short for calories, mostly used by those who suffer from Eating Disorders.

June: Hey Julie, wanna go out for some McDonald’s with me?

Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?

by filmfemale September 24, 2022

Booty cal

A booty residing in California

That girl is a booty cal

by Lxctn May 5, 2018

Cal

massive simp for girls called zoe. usually goes to school with jacob sartorious

‘I want to pay for her, it’s the least she deserves’
‘Shut the fuck up Cal’

by poopl1616 October 22, 2020