by bookoute March 27, 2009
Get the Swedish Cactusmug. A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005
Get the spooky cactusmug. by InAprosecco February 12, 2022
Get the Cactus Lipsmug. When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020
Get the Arizona Cactusmug. After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
by Ceita May 2, 2022
Get the Soggy Cactusmug. When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.
by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018
Get the buttered cactusmug. Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!
by Flanfair August 27, 2023
Get the Singing Cactusmug.