The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.
by Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy October 29, 2019

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex
by Mahsee September 3, 2023

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.
by Whatupcuh1234 August 14, 2017

“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”
“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”
“Badass.”
“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”
“Badass.”
by Bates Nationalism November 3, 2017

Constantly has a dip in their lip and loves to spit before saying one or two words. After the fact, Bates will then stare you in your eyes while pondering about the various flavors dip has to provide.
by BatesUrban January 10, 2021

The most outgoing funloveing person ever.
someone who will stand up for you,and never let you go.
someone who will never give up on what they love.
someone who has awsome hair and an amazing smile.
someone who has their ears streched,and blue eyes.
someone whos good at mending your heart with one look into your eyes. someone who is worth waiting for.
someone who will stand up for you,and never let you go.
someone who will never give up on what they love.
someone who has awsome hair and an amazing smile.
someone who has their ears streched,and blue eyes.
someone whos good at mending your heart with one look into your eyes. someone who is worth waiting for.
by dillonx November 2, 2011
