Definitions by JAROLL

Bates 

A sketchy individual who Flood’s your phone with filthy messages that are meant to be somewhat cryptic in hopes that you’ll give chase.

Mike, this dude is totally Bates’ing me right now, just sent me 10 messages in a row. I can tell all is not as it seems so not gonna dignify with a response.

Bates by JAROLL June 22, 2020

Savage

An individual who excels at all things in his/her personal, professional, and social lives, often leaving friends and family to ponder how he/she is capable of pulling it off.

Dude, Collin is a Savage! His girl cooked him an amazing dinner and then he made her do all the dishes, filming the entire process on his phone.

Savage by JAROLL January 14, 2017

MEOW 

Noun - An individual who bitches out over and over again despite his/her continual reassurance that they're actually gonna do what they said they were gonna do.

Dude, Jim and Trav are such MEOWs, totally MEOWed on me today and didn't show up for their surf lesson.

MEOW by JAROLL October 27, 2011