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Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019
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Fireman’s Gift

n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.
I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.
by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021
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gift rat

Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.
When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat

When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.
by atheneum November 2, 2013
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gifted abby

I LOVE YOU QUEEN PLS DATE ME 🙏🙏 WE CAN LISTEN TO INDIE MUSIC AND BE LESBOS TOGETHER
me: gifted abby ily

abby: me too, because i’m god and super nice to everyone because i’m god
by i love costa March 8, 2021
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gift rape

1.Well, gift raping, now that is something that Santa Clause has been fighting for years, you see it is lonely at the North Pole and the elves make those dolls, that are to them life sized......so the they, do stuff to them........or, it Could mean a present from inmate 13427645 aka bubba.............

2. To get gift rape on Gaia Online I would suggest going to the Gambino hat store, buying the gift box hat and then post "I am Free" over and over again in the chatterbox. If that doesn't do it, I don't know what will.

3. When you recieve a gift, ie. an ugly ass sweater, and are forced to wear it when ever you see the giver.
An example of gift rape:
Taeha: You'd think if someone wanted a gift of rape, it'd actually be consentual, and therefore, NOT rape.
xD Quite the paradox!

Procrastination Girl:maybe someone thought it was a good gift to give someone, and the recipient disagreed!
hmm... i wonder if that applies to non-sex gifts as well... like say your grandma gives you an ugly-ass sweater, and you have to WEAR it the next time you see her. are you being GIFTRAPED?
by Brusier September 22, 2008
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gift giver

What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.
Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.
by Dirk Diggler July 25, 2003
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gift-tag

When a person gives an unexpected gift so the following year the receiver gives a gift, yet receives none, so the following year the original giver gives a gift yet receives none, and so on.
Alison felt embarrassed when Nicole gave her a Christmas gift and she had bought her nothing so the following Christmas she bought Nicole a gift, who had bought nothing for Alison. They were caught in a cycle of gift-tag.
by Alison A. December 24, 2009
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