a nigga moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like niggas. nigga moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve guns. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. the police see two niggas with their guns drawn, and open fire. nigga moments are the third biggest killer, behind pork chops and F.E.M.A. white people are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone.
finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone.
finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
i was involved in a nigga moment last week. a dude spilled a 40 on my shoes. so i killed that mother. dumb asse. thats how i roll.
by arch king 89 December 28, 2005
Get the nigga momentmug. When somebody says or does something so sped and/or lazy that it rivals the actions of Sir Michael Grxyyy
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "Why download Adobe when I can use the Youtube Video Editor"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"
by middle nut December 31, 2019
Get the Michael Momentmug. A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.
by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008
Get the a House momentmug. A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.
by Gizmoitus September 30, 2003
Get the senior momentmug. Usually in gaming, when your about to lose in something, but suddenly you make a massive comeback and win. The clutch coming from Drifting, when you use the clutch to drift.
Person 1: 'Dude, you're going to lose'
Person 2: 'Watch this' *Wins*
Person 1: 'Dude, that was such a Clutch Moment!'
Person 2: 'Watch this' *Wins*
Person 1: 'Dude, that was such a Clutch Moment!'
by Ned11 May 24, 2020
Get the Clutch Momentmug. Doing something incredibly retarded
by Alfonso:) May 25, 2021
Get the Pocket Momentmug. When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.
(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)
(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)
by edp4452 January 8, 2022
Get the Jesus Momentmug.