Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.

"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"

by daffodil June 04, 2007

luis tea

Process of blending semen, tea, and vaginal secretions in a womans vagina.
When you eat it out you must say "mmm, what a lovely tea party!"

"I gave that bitch some Luis Tea"
"I made some Luis Tea in that bitches cooch"

by Lupe's mom's tits January 16, 2008

tea to spill

To tell another peron's drama

Becky do I have some tea to spill.

by Curly cutie May 22, 2017

Jersey Tea

A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger

Fish got tanked after kvk bought him that Jersey Tea. He deserved it for being such a POS

by flyingslooter June 30, 2010

tea leaves

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.

Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.

by flippersideways November 22, 2013

tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.

Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon

by Bikerk8 March 02, 2014

tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person

Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.

by Marucci October 04, 2017