text bunny

A cute bunny made out of text that is someday going to rule the world

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by Mat Tiz January 7, 2007

text relationship

A relationship solely based on constant conversations that occur via text message, while in person the couple tends to be extremely awkward.

Nick: Dude, those two have been dating for like five months now.

Matt: Hardly. They are in a text relationship, I don't think they have even kissed.

by itsauggieking October 28, 2010

text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.

1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.

by Eli January 10, 2008

text porn

Text messaging sexual inuendos or naughty pictures from one cellular phone to the next.

What were you doing last night? Becky and I were sending text porn to each other on the cell phones last night. Cool!

by You lie May 4, 2007

dropping text

You have dropped text if you have been texting someone continuously for a considerable amount of time (maybe 10 to 15 mins consisting of about 10 or more texts) and then you stop responding, this could be due to many reasons such as, you are at work, in a meeting, fucking someone else (aside from your gf or fwb), on a date or in a situation where you cannot respond to the text.

The reason for dropping text or not responding varies from just plain being busy to cheating on the significant other texting you. Where significant other usuaually a psycho chick that's in love with you and doesn't see any reason why you are not in love with her even though it is obvious.

by dadyyyy August 16, 2009

I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

by KK70 July 17, 2011

text message boyfriend

A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category

-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.

by TMGF December 9, 2008