textbook education

Learning something intellectually, as from written or verbal instruction, rather than learning through actual experience.

Although he had received a very thorough textbook education in how to deliver a baby, the intern had no hands-on experience with actual childbirth.

by NW Knows January 20, 2016

Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016

textonym

The abbreviated vertions of words into text such as brb, or ttyl

You-Beth uses textonyms I've never hear of.... What does otphj mean?

Friend- over the pants han job bro! You better hit her up!!!

by shanman72 May 21, 2017

textomg

That moment when you're texting and something amazing happens.

I should textomg! Is that a Labrador?? Can I pet him?? LET ME LOVE IT

by Diiice June 19, 2017

Textometer

The varying speeds at which one drives while texting

We were not sure why he was driving slow but then noticed he was texting so his textometer was ten below the posted speed limit

by Bubba L January 15, 2018

textbook error

A blatantly obvious mistake.

When someone turns up for an exam and forgets to bring a pen. This is a textbook error.

by claramca January 17, 2018

testoon

Similar to a "Spitoon", Commonly used in brothels as the depository for semen.

Slang for mouth

"Gunther pulled out and relieved himself in the testoon, careful not to miss"
"The Girls emptied the Testoons and Spitoons every night before locking up"
Slang - "Shut your testoon you imbecile"

by Gan Iordon May 13, 2018