testoon

Similar to a "Spitoon", Commonly used in brothels as the depository for semen.

Slang for mouth

"Gunther pulled out and relieved himself in the testoon, careful not to miss"
"The Girls emptied the Testoons and Spitoons every night before locking up"
Slang - "Shut your testoon you imbecile"

by Gan Iordon May 13, 2018

TESTRONIES

Testronies scrotum, testicles, ball sack, male genital .

My husband has large testronies.

If my aunt had trestronies she would be my uncle.

by Momma Gordon May 30, 2018

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

testony

The destiny of your testicles which no one else can foresee.

What gender will your kid be?
ME: I don't know it's up to testony

by Warpen24 August 18, 2017

Testoobies

When ones boobies are old, wrinkly and saggy. Thus resembling testicles.

Dude 1: "She was hot from behind but when she turned around she had a serious case of testoobies!"

Dude 2: "Boner killer....."

by dnmmaui November 25, 2011

Teston

Butt hurt Tee dropped him

I'm Teston!

by General Kenobe December 2, 2020

teston

When someone gets butthurt from getting dropped from a CoD Team that they change their name to Heda

Quahser is gonna pull a Teston!

by General Kenobe December 4, 2020