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Similar to a "Spitoon", Commonly used in brothels as the depository for semen.

Slang for mouth

"Gunther pulled out and relieved himself in the testoon, careful not to miss"
"The Girls emptied the Testoons and Spitoons every night before locking up"
Slang - "Shut your testoon you imbecile"

testoon by Gan Iordon May 13, 2018

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TESTRONIES

Testronies scrotum, testicles, ball sack, male genital .

My husband has large testronies.

If my aunt had trestronies she would be my uncle.

TESTRONIES by Momma Gordon May 30, 2018

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Related Words

testoon • Teston • Testonerony bologna pony • testony • Testoobies • TESTRONIES • Ten to One Rule • test monkey • test monkey rage mode

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

Testonerony bologna pony by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

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testony

The destiny of your testicles which no one else can foresee.

What gender will your kid be?
ME: I don't know it's up to testony

testony by Warpen24 August 18, 2017

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Testoobies

When ones boobies are old, wrinkly and saggy. Thus resembling testicles.

Dude 1: "She was hot from behind but when she turned around she had a serious case of testoobies!"

Dude 2: "Boner killer....."

Testoobies by dnmmaui November 25, 2011

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Teston

Butt hurt Tee dropped him

I'm Teston!

Teston by General Kenobe December 2, 2020

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teston

When someone gets butthurt from getting dropped from a CoD Team that they change their name to Heda

Quahser is gonna pull a Teston!

teston by General Kenobe December 4, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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