bleach taste tester

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Soupeh, Master Of Soup May 23, 2016

How Jeremiah tastes

How Jeremiah taste!?

When you going to the party and going down on a woman, who just moment ago had sex with Jeremiah. You ask that person ‚How Jeremiah tastes?’

by Savage 1984 January 24, 2019

Testefreeze

The sensation a man feels while driving a car with a cold beverage between his legs.

No, it's just the sweat from the big-gulp... I'm serious. I even have testefreeze! Look!

by Nicolas Thorley March 11, 2005

Testectomist

Testectomist: (noun) A person who is professionally trained and licensed to remove the nadgers. Synonyms: Wife.

"My wife tried some testectonmy on me last night"
"oh is she a trained testectomist?"

by missdevilmonkey November 3, 2008

Testosterous

A preposterous amount of testosterone. Something incredibly Manly or Hard

Example 1:
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."

by Timmy_222 November 13, 2009

Testea

noun, adjective, verb
noun, Testea: means a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming gentleman.
adjective, Testeaious: means someone who acts like or tries to be like a Testea.

v. "To testea:" means to entertain a person/people.

I am a Testea which means I am a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming man.

You are being Testeaious!!!! Why are you trying to be like a Testea?!!!!

I am testeaing these people, they are having a good time.

by Kebede Abebe March 9, 2011

mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australian aboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.

My mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

by Djep September 26, 2007