tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days

"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"

by hugh mungus 69696969 May 30, 2018

French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

by taranahte April 15, 2020

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

Tour tenders

Groupies

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.

by Redurban80 May 24, 2020

Chicken Tender

When your dick goes limp while fucking, but you keep slapping it around inside

I gave her that Chicken Tender last night.

by DeathPenalty01 September 2, 2020

Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser

Curtis is a salad tender

by Flashkk October 4, 2020

whore tender

A bartender that has to sleep with people to have customers.

She's such a whore tender.

by Thepurplenurple5000 April 22, 2017