tech whore says i will pay whatever for the first I Pod- or say plasma tv, or something to ridiculous to even describe.
by macki April 06, 2006
A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.
The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.
Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.
Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
by Shotska April 27, 2011
1.an organization that is the coolest organization ever.
2.belonging to tech crew means you fool around with electornics and help on stage
3.a cult
4.STEALTHY TECH CREW
2.belonging to tech crew means you fool around with electornics and help on stage
3.a cult
4.STEALTHY TECH CREW
by Dark Matter January 24, 2004
A private university in Melbourne, Florida known its abundance of incels,high cost, being 3/4 male, and recent rape cover stories. 75% of students lack any social skills, 15% are alpha males on sports scholarships, and the last 10% are too fried to notice. Campus security can often be seen busting freshmen for weed instead of taking care of the crackheads that wander in the popular botanical garden.
“Welcome to Florida Tech!”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
by jdsk1000 December 18, 2019
by Dave April 06, 2004
A tech bitch is a person who will buy any new tech gadget just to be cool. Recent studies suggest this person is most likely a fucking asshole and probably addicted to technology and suffers from minor to moderate erectile disfunction. The tech bitch will deny any wrong doing and justify their purchase based on how corporate marketing campaigns make them feel.
by doorhead July 17, 2015
1) Fan of technology. 2) A fan that is only interested in the technological aspect of a comic book, manga, TV show, movie or anime. 3) A fan of a comic book, manga, TV show, movie or anime that can list off every piece of technology used in it.
by JainLikeRain December 02, 2003