unicorn tears

Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.

'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.

by snowhen October 23, 2011

tattooed tears

Its the one that thugs shed when their accomplices die.

Like "I shed tattooed tears during these multiple years"

by Manpreet Grewal (Punjab) January 23, 2004

gin tears

Tears shed because of a depressed state brought on by excessive drinking. Can also describe those shed the next day because of the pain of a hangover or out of regret for mistakes made the previous night.

That's just the drink talking, those are just gin tears.

Alex awoke with his head in the bowl, a mess all around. Overwhelmed, he let out a few gin tears.

Gin mistakes only bring only gin tears.

by JustMe23 May 4, 2009

White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.

by i<3europeans September 24, 2021

Tears

When the bachelor is on and people start to cry because the wrong person was picked.

When the two are about to know the fate of marriage and one gets ducked over and the snotty ass one gets picked then the tears come.

by Surfer_boy March 1, 2010

milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

by POWER B May 13, 2003

Tears of Passion

While engaging in coital relations the man fakes an orgasm with his unsuspecting lady. After some time passes his babe falls into a deep slumber. It is at this point when he administers masturbation techniques upon himself, while perched only slightly elevated above her face. This results in a culmination of a glorious DNA coating of the woman's face, particularly in and around and below her eyes. When she awakens, their are jizz remnants surrounding her magnificent peepers.

-'Hey, what did you get into last night?'

-'My girl came over and we had some fun. After boning for a bit i thought it'd be interesting to allow her to wear my Tears of Passion. It was a most triumphant experience for all involved.'

by habitual sassbox November 29, 2011