Taliban mudflap: (noun) a sexual act, wherein the female (or male in the case of insurgents) is being penetrated from behind while wearing a skirt (or man jamies), when he approaches the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out screams "lalalalalala" or a similar jihadist exclamation and finishes in her ass. When complete he cleans himself on the skirt (or in the case of insurgents, the back of his buddy's shirt).
Dude, look at the back of that chicks skirt, she just came out the restroom with her man...looks like he got the booty, she's sportin a Taliban Mudflap
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2 Definitions
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban
For Definition 1:
Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.
For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah
Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.
For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah
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