golden taint

A golden taint is when pee hits the water and splashes back up onto the taint.

"I could really use some baby powder after my golden taint dries up."
"Bitch, you need to clean up this golden taint before I get down on this muff puff.

by Earth Wind and Taint August 12, 2014

Taint Blast

The act of forcibly kicking the tip of your shoe, or in some cases, delivering a devastating uppercut to the region between a person's anus and testicles in the case of a man or anus and vagina in the case of a woman thereby leaving that person writhing on the ground, blind with pain.

Brad was being a real asswhistle at the party last night so I had to deliver a world class taint blast to put him in his place.

by Chad Rauschenberger January 12, 2008

Sultan's Taint

1. Alternative moniker for Sultan's Feast, a buffet restaurant in the Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City, NJ).

2. Something gross, disgusting, puke/diarrhea-inducing.

Sleaze: Why do I feel like complete and utter garbage?

Leenz: Its because you ate the scallops and king crab legs at Sultan's Taint.

by EngelbertHumperdink July 12, 2011

taint chowder

The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.

I made some mad taint chowder after eating that burrito from Taco Bell.

by KO32 January 11, 2009

Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Taint craw

When a girl is playing with your nuts then she uses her hand to craw up your taint and stick her finger in your butt

“She was gummin on my nuts and she did the taint craw”

by Mr. taint December 11, 2019

titty taint

The space where the breast meets the chest. A titty's undercarriage

God damn, I need to change my bra, my titty taints are all sweaty!

by ElitheBarrowBoy July 1, 2007