Twazzerspazzer

1. (n.) A person who is simultaneously being a total idiot and acting completely chaotic. A unique blend of incompetence and high-energy nonsense.
(adj.) Used to describe a situation that is frustratingly messy or a plan that is doomed to fail because it’s over-complicated.

"He is an absoloute twazzerzpazzer"
"This car is a twazzerspazzer"
"This is just twazzerspazzery"

Twazzerspazzer by JJ121232 December 28, 2025

Thin Twizzle 

A female with a perfect pussy with a little swirl in the center like a twizzler.

I banged that chick last night and she had a thin twizzle!

Thin Twizzle by eeknarf November 21, 2011

Vanilla Twizler 

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.

Vanilla Twizler by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015

Snicker twizler 

The act of sticking a snickers bar up her/him and giving it a good old twizle

“Hey girl do you want a twizle from a snicker?”. “Oh yes please daddy”. “Alright then al giv ye a good old snicker twizler bitch”

Snicker twizler by Oi oi ma boi July 31, 2018

thumb-twiddlers 

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

thumb-twiddlers by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

Taege Twizzle

When your boi says some shi that MADDDD SUS

When he couldn’t identify her age based off looks at Hershey park, he had an Taege Twizzle

Taege Twizzle by Jared forgor April 12, 2026

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle 

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.

"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013