tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Do Van Tuan Tu

a common name in Vietnam, used to describe a weirdo

Hey! Do you know that guy over there. He's Do Van Tuan Tu Oh My God

by Shin Suketa December 29, 2022

Dame Tu Cosita And Hector

Dame Tu Cosita is the reason why Hector’s definition is called a bully when he’s not a bully. Dame Tu Cosita is the dangerous alien on this planet

Bro,Dame Tu Cosita And Hector is a problem!

by HectyTheGreenyBoi July 14, 2018

tu

the best place in the world. it is always peaceful and amazing. the best people live in tu

«tu is the best plage in the world.»

by mushrom December 8, 2019

Loko Tu Dame Juiced

A juicy Kit Kat( to men).
A juicy Slim Jim( to women).

Hot man: That was Loko Tu Dame Juiced
Hot woman: Ah Ah, Thank You

by DaRoger October 27, 2019

Tu mamá en pelotas

Offensive phrase used by Mexicans to refer to your mom naked

Josh: You're so stupid

Diana: Tu mamá en pelotas wey

by pseudotranslator June 4, 2020