Trojaned

Being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb shit.

'I have no idea what I done last night man, I was trojaned'

by Jack_in_a_box February 27, 2012

Trojan Compliment

A Trojan Compliment is a nice looking compliment on the surface but whose only aim is to manipulate you.

It's more insidious than a back-handed compliment in the way that you don't really realize it's a critic.

The Trojan Complimenter then waits for you to confess it's not as it looks, or he will "realize" it's not as he thought and pretend to be disappointed and use it to get more concessions from you.

Car Buyer: "wow man, not a single scratch I love how you kept this car so perfect, I like that"
Car Seller: "well, thanks, there's just one small scratch over here.. "

Car Buyer: (sad face) "Oh, I see... It is a bit visible. Well, tell you what, let's 1k off the price and I'll take it anyway.

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Joe: "How did you learn those that Trojan Compliment technique man"

Me: "ThePowerMoves.com man, it's wicked"

by Mandrake99 June 12, 2017

Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops

"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"

by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022

Trojan Footjob

When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.

A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.

by CulturedCousCous December 27, 2022

The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)

Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!

by January 21, 2023

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 02, 2023

Discord Trojan Paradox

A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.

Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox

by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022