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I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023
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tooks

can be the nonstandard plural form of the past tense of the verb take
Emily and Elizabeth just tooks off their jackets.
by bluestinger66 November 22, 2023
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Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.
Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.
by BigJD3 November 3, 2023
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Took it like a marine

Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.
Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time! Just stay in your protective, defensive shell until its safe!
by Solid Mantis July 25, 2020
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Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.
“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”
by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024
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Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.
Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?
by SteveBeef July 31, 2025
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TOOK A SELTZER

A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily
Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...

A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.

Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?

A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"

"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021
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