Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell

Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life

by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022

Boss Threads

Street talk for smart-casual clothes which look particularly nice on someone.

'They are some Boss Threads you have on today, dude'

by Unlimited_Boldness November 01, 2016

Thread the peedle

When one person is sitting on a toilet and another person (usually male) pees through the gap between the first person's legs. As featured in the book 50 shades of word 3: Fried chicken.

Man can you wrap up that shit? I gotta pee

Why don't you just thread the peedle

Good idea!

by Peedlethread March 22, 2023

butt thread

A thread that is ingested then must be pulled out of the anus after going through the digestive systems. Usually happens to animals.

Ex. Puppy ate the top of the food bag to get to the food and swallowed the string. Now you have to pull out the butt thread hanging from their anus.

by Babygrrldee February 25, 2014

Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog

How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread

by The Stag1 January 03, 2021

Thread Hunter

A flamer who constantly flames threads

Person 1: I'm being flamed by this person, no matter what I post they start a flame war

Person 2: Expect him, he's a thread hunter

by Beans On Butter December 20, 2019

The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.

Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.

by theFlamgingosAss November 28, 2022