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the sexbang effect 

The Sexbang Effect, named after famed Singer Danny Sexbang from Ninja Sex Party, is a strange phenomena where anyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation feel arousal towards Danny Sexbang, because he's so sexy.

It is unknown if anyone else in the world can conjure the phenomena except for him. And, as of now, it seems unlikely.
God. DAMN, Danny. I'm not a sexual person, but damn if you're not hot! The Sexbang effect is real, y'all!

The Sexiest Specimen 

There is on ONE Sexiest Specimen in the world and tht one MOFUCKER is called Rayan Amari. He is THE MOST SEXIEST, THE MOST GORGEOUS, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST HANDSOME, THE CUTEST GAL YOU WILL EVER MEET!!

RAYAN AMARI = THE SEXIEST SPECIMEN
'RAYAN AMARI WHO IS THE SEXIEST SPECIMEN WHO MAKES EVERYONE SAY DAMNNNNN BOYY'
The Sexiest Specimen by rumzyy.b December 9, 2021

The Sexies 

The Sexies is a group of friends that has intense lore. There is a novel based around this real group that formed on Instagram. One of the rules they strictly regulate is no cis/straight men are allowed in the chat due to trauma.

The group started in 2019 by @flame_liberator_axel centered around the vidoe game, Kingdom Hearts, called The Guiding Keys. The chat lasted until 2021 when Axel was leaked for being a groomer with a foot fetish. The group members rebelled and formed The Sexies. When The Sexies was first made, another member called Jacob, was revealed to be a groomer and was removed from the chat soon after.

Two people, @krawler57 and the deleted @casparfart made The Sexies, a novel based around a fictional world of The real events of The Sexies.
The Sexies novel is really angsty despite being called The Sexies.

furbur the sexy tricycle 

what demetre rides to get all the girls
Rando 1:Woah! Demetre has some many bitches!
Rando 2: Its because he has furbur the sexy tricycle
Rando 1: I want a furbur the sexy tricycle :(

furbur the sexy tricycle 

a sexy tricycle that people find attractive
guy 1: Woah! How is he getting so many girls!?!?!?
Guy 2: Because he's riding furbur the sexy tricycle
guy 1: I wish I had furbur the sexy tricycle :(

Bevan the sexy 

Bevan is a cool guy is has the biggest dick in the world. Every time women walk up to him they start to blush, but who can blame them even boys go for him. He is sexy and deserves the world
Bevan the sexy by Ufaaasuckmyballs November 23, 2021