greasy mcgriddle

A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)

Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.

Since it is 9am, Elliot and Cassidy are performing the Greasy McGriddle. Brandan is the hash brown.

by deflatedwaffles February 28, 2023

greasy mustache

a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.

Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.

by crazyfrawg November 10, 2010

greasy pie

Informal term for vagina.

That chick over there will let anybody eat her greasy pie.. for a price.

by Ballamasta9000 March 13, 2009

Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack

*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning

by Grease Monster March 9, 2011

Greasy Growlers

After a night of drinking when your stomach is rumbling and you have to poop. When you do poop and the fecal matter slides out like the chute was greased.

Q: "What was that noise?"
A: (in a hungover tired voice) "I drank way too much and I've got some Greasy Growlers"

by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

Greasy Pete

When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete

I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping.

by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010

Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.

Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."

by Doug May 21, 2008