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Social Distancing

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.
“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020
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Social distancing

Staying six feet apart to stop the spread of an illness.
Please use social distancing while inside the 99 cents store.
by LeontiosM. June 30, 2020
mugGet the Social distancingmug.

Corona distance yoself

You better corona distance yoself before I slap that shit out of you for your snarky comment. To tell someone to back the fuck up out of your space real quick like.
You stole my girl, you better corona distance yoself before you get the shit knocked out of you
by TherealZB May 27, 2020
mugGet the Corona distance yoselfmug.

Social Distancing

discovered by popular streamer, corpse husband. keeps someone away from your pool. discovered during the covid 19 pandemic.
ugh i hate badboyhalo but i love my pool
just use social distancing and it will keep him away!
by lilacflowers January 16, 2021
mugGet the Social Distancingmug.

dick from a distance

Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.
Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.
by OnlyCW July 21, 2022
mugGet the dick from a distancemug.

digital distancing

Precautions that should be taken against incoming calls, messages and notifications by other people during pandemic.
I am going to go crazy, I look at the phone more than usual. I want digital distancing too urgent.
by kiliczsh April 15, 2020
mugGet the digital distancingmug.

Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.
Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.
by mlhiss April 6, 2020
mugGet the Humanity distancingmug.

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