The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.
Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
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When the council convenes.
The twat: “ah the council of meets again”
The goofy lad: “stfu”
Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)
The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”
The twat: “ah the council of meets again”
The goofy lad: “stfu”
Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)
The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”
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Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.
Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.
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