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Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
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The Council

A group of friends who actively hangout and get drinks together.
Hey bro, do you guys wanna get beers after this?”
“Let me ask the Council, and I’ll get back to you!”
by Brostapo December 10, 2025
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Council of Andrews

The divine order of all Andrews, bound together by fate and power. To speak the name is to summon loyalty, strength, and destiny itself. Scholars fear it. Governments can’t stop it. Mothers instinctively name their sons Andrew so they may one day join the ranks.

Learn more about the Drew World Order at AndrewsOnly.com
“Before the Council of Andrews, I was invisible. After joining, I landed a promotion, doubled my income, grew a beard in a week, and strangers started calling me "sir". The Council doesn’t just change your life — it declares who you were always meant to be.”
-Andrew
by CouncilofAndrews August 22, 2025
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The Council Of

The Council of has existed for millennia. They consist of the wise guy, the karate kid, the twat, the goofiest lad and their anonymous leader. If you think your safe from them you’re not. They own everything and lack the intelligence for morality.
When the council convenes.

The twat: “ah the council of meets again”

The goofy lad: “stfu”

Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)

The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”
by Sollis February 3, 2023
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The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
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Council Clarinet

Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or socially challenged. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow.

Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.
"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."
by Classic Ghostie December 8, 2025
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Council lips

When a female has big fat Botox lips and comes from a council scheme
Check the state of her over there with the big fat council lips
by Favol March 2, 2023
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