A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005
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OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
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Get the Cactus pants mug.The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.
Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.
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