n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.
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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
by gnostic3 January 12, 2022
Get the aussie rulesmug. When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.
My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
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We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
by Wirrwarr February 17, 2023
Get the Aussie Campingmug. Always in denial and first person to accuse another race or background of whinging. Will go off topic as soon as they or the team they support lose.
Aussies have some admirable qualities such as not giving up easily however the whinging Aussie can never give credit to opposition when due.
Aussies have some admirable qualities such as not giving up easily however the whinging Aussie can never give credit to opposition when due.
Same old whinging Aussies blaming the ball or the weather or the prime minister when being outplayed in the ashes
by Retain the urn August 1, 2023
Get the whinging aussiemug. Person A: I say Aussies are Redneck Brits, just like how the Taiwanese are-
Person B: Don't even think about it
Person B: Don't even think about it
by Moronoki.com August 10, 2025
Get the Aussiesmug. The Awesomest Flippin set of cards since yugioh and pokemon . One pack is received for every $20 spent at woolworths in Australia. during the Christmas period of 2013 woolworths encouraged by the orgional series success they released a limited edition set of baby animal cards that went in a separate binder that hooked onto the front of the old and featured 36 "Baby animal" cards some "Baby" reprints and some all new.
Jesus man I just went and spent $2000 at woolworths and got 200 packs of aussie animal cards and a binder. Guess what I am still missing 1 card from both the orginal and baby animals .
by Sayaka Miki December 10, 2013
Get the aussie animal cardsmug. by sugglenarder August 5, 2021
Get the Aussymug. by Talianstalian June 8, 2025
Get the Aussie sexmug.