Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am

if you want to prove a point or if you want to have a great comeback for a b*tch if you want to leave them speechless
if you want to be a boss ass b*tch then say wham bam thank u, next

b*tch friend: omg did u do this
you: NO I DID NOT SO WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM GOODBYE
b*tch friend: ok damn

by d4hlia February 28, 2019

THANK YOU REALISM

MEM0RY 0F VICTIMS...FROM ...
W0RLD TRADE CENTER

OCT0BER 11., 2001
RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE, R0UTE 91 HARVEST FESTIVAL

CHAMPLAIN T0WERS.SURFSIDE, FL..JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.M0N-KEY
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022...365 DAYS 3 (666) = 18

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

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DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY as to declare "THANK YOU REALISM" for every CROWD SOURCING and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

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PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200

by DISTRAUGHT July 20, 2022

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019

Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.

Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."

by halbalbador November 22, 2024

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019