Yard Teef

Big old teeth as big as a yard

She had big ole yard teef!

by Mattfoo February 7, 2008

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Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

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teefin

While performing oral sex on the penis, the partner on knees decides that a gentle stroke of the teeth would further arouse the penis, not realizing that a jab to the face is the "knee-jerk" impulse to one clamping on the shaft.

Partna Dem 1- Eh cuz you won't believe what KeKe did last night while I was gettin some dome
Partna Dem 2- What she do cah?
Partna Dem 1- Man I was finda get my nut off before she started teefin all up and down my dick!
Partna Dem 2- That's why she got a black eye?
Partna Dem 1- Heyyyah

by KangStatus August 8, 2009

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teeveenewz

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

by chicagostoner April 28, 2009

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telefellate

To flatter, kowtow, and sweet talk a customer into buying something or not returning something on the telephone.

Operator: And, if you order now, we'll give you free shipping. As our best customer, you're also entitled to a free gift.

Dude: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTERESTED! Don't telefellate me!

by This WAS my real name! January 29, 2010

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