by Van Damsel April 21, 2008
When your dog wakes you up in the morning by jumping up on the bed and banging his sack on your forehead.
by Dirty Nick January 12, 2006
A variation of the teabag, where the man first inserts his balls into the anus of his partner, then removes them and places them in his partners mouth.
Only as Juan's balls entered her mouth and she smelled her own shit, did Jen realize Juan had given her the muddy teabag.
by Pastanoose February 06, 2009
To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer.
"Ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the balls to her face rough"
by Teddy Franklin May 21, 2007
This is a variant of the Teabag in which one dips their nut sack into a lady's (or if you are gay, a guy's) mouth.
The Musty Teabag is when you reverse it positioning your anus directly onto the recipients nose whilst you dip your nuts into the recipients mouth.
The Musty Teabag is when you reverse it positioning your anus directly onto the recipients nose whilst you dip your nuts into the recipients mouth.
by VicThrust June 22, 2007
Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
by Some_Dude5846 June 13, 2008
A sudden outburst of frothing-mouthed, sweaty-handed Wingnut rage. They are usually inspired by a seemingly trivial action performed by a person of color, woman, or any elected member of the Democratic Party.
Eric: Haha, did you see the winger hissy fit about the trailer for that new Mexploitation flick?
Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.
Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.
by twenty3skidoo May 06, 2010