TOFFER

When a person leaves due to another persons presence

Ben the toffer left cos tom was in call

by TofferGod May 27, 2025

Toff

A British term co-opted by Australians analogous to the derivation instead though referring to someone/something you hold in high regard.considered top class

A good mate/s or best friend/s or a respected person often with a well known status.

A deadset legend.

When something is good.

My mate Dirty Dingo, he's a proper toff cunt.

Fuck yes brah, the toffs have rocked up, I was bored like a hole in the ground.

You're toff lad

That's toff as.

I am a big Fan of that number 88 . Not only is he a dardy player, hes a absolute toff on and off the pitch.

I agree Digger, Muzies are not toff. They're Putrid inbred dogs. Speaking of dogs, although we will be underdogs like Nathan Paddison gettin shagged in boneyard, The new age Crusade will be on home turf so atleast we will have that advantage.

by Adolphinpainter88 November 28, 2025

Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011

Scrotum toffee

When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.

OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!

by Fatty wep 1738 May 30, 2016

ayigbe toffee

a local Ghanaian toffee that is eaten to offer the eater common sense.

He needs to eat ayigbe toffee cos he seems to have lost his senses over his new girlfriend

by Kligler Iron Agar December 12, 2017

08.toffee_

a short asshole. he’s very mean too

Do you know 08.toffee_?
Yeah, he’s short AND and asshole. Like double homocide dude🤨

by saiphai July 19, 2021

ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh

I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g

by Shss December 13, 2017