switing

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

"Quick, the ginger bitch is still following us!" "Let's run up the escalators!" "Dude, that was some excellent switing."

by switing October 27, 2010

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

Swinging Door

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.

Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!

by Kgizzel November 24, 2018

swiping

the uk term for fruad in general, aka scamming etc.

me and eric gotta stop swiping

by pseudonym12323413 August 19, 2021

fi-swiping

Using your neighbors wi-fi so you don't have to pay for wireless internet.

By fi-swiping from the apartment next door, Jim could almost affort to stop illegally downloading MP3's

by steve garvey August 17, 2008

Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

shit swiping

The act of scrolling or swiping social media while taking a shit.

Dude, I was shit swiping Facebook so long this morning, my legs fell asleep and a dingleberry dried on my ass!

by AsianMeatMissil May 27, 2017