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swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger
oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

Swinging Door 

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.
Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!
Swinging Door by Kgizzel November 24, 2018
the uk term for fruad in general, aka scamming etc.
me and eric gotta stop swiping
swiping by pseudonym12323413 August 19, 2021

fi-swiping  

Using your neighbors wi-fi so you don't have to pay for wireless internet.
By fi-swiping from the apartment next door, Jim could almost affort to stop illegally downloading MP3's
fi-swiping by steve garvey August 17, 2008

Lap Swinging 

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!
Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

shit swiping 

The act of scrolling or swiping social media while taking a shit.
Dude, I was shit swiping Facebook so long this morning, my legs fell asleep and a dingleberry dried on my ass!