Spoon Swagging

Some stupid thing justin bieber made up in an attemp to be "funny" and "original"

Girl 1: Justin was spoonswagging at his concert yesterday!
Girl 2: What the hell is spoon swagging?
Girl 1: Oh, well he moves this spoon back and fowards and pretends to be eating from it so-
Girl 2: Ew. -walks away-

by StimulatedConversation December 23, 2010

swinging dicks

Males that travel in packs, all of which are (manwhores) male sluts. They all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. Jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose. Sometimes other friends wonder if the swinging dicks are possibly bi-sexual, because the swinging dicks have no emotional ties to women. This could make it possible for the swinging dicks to take it up the ass.

"Look Lyn, there's Brian. It looks like those jeans could be a bit uncomfortable, and I can smell him all the way over here."
"Well Di, he is one of the swinging dicks. Hurry duck so he doesn't see us."

by Mrs. I February 19, 2006

swinging

the way you feel about someone , love basically, head over heels, from the song by mint condition, also the feelin you have when you actually make love with someone...and its how its supposed to be.., that story book type stuff

you send me swinging

by lilmama413 September 27, 2006

Swinging dick

An adult male who has passed puberty, thus has a "swinging dick." Typically used with a negative connotation.

Dude #1: God, we need some girls at this party. All I see are a bunch of swinging dicks!

Dude #2: I know, why don't we call your sister...Just kidding!

by Whatnameisnttaken June 21, 2008

swinging monkeys

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

by TuBsy February 16, 2005

[Shiggins]

When someone is so in love, they have Shiggins disease.

i'm so in love, i think ive contracted Shiggins

by Big Swan August 21, 2008

Swagging

When you doing something amazing, such as winning something so badly, that you have more swag just for doing it.

Can also be used as an adverb. (Swaggingly)

The Yankees were Swagging so hard yesterday against the Red Sox!
Eminem was Swaggingly amazing at his concert last night!

by Sensei Swag February 8, 2012