Conch stirred

When your friend decides to land a roll of gorilla tape on your 8 inch cock ( has to be 8 inches) and shifts your cock like a video game or a stick shift

Baby come here and get colton’s conch stirred. You know

by Gthang<ole December 20, 2020

Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan

Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.

by A-trips October 30, 2020

Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

by benlulz January 23, 2021

stir nigga

The guy the drug dealer forces to stir his crack while the said drug dealer is selling crack… typically someone who owes a lot of money and doesn’t want to suck the dope man’s flesh ram rod in lieu of payment.

“Whipping in the kitchen like a stir nigga”

by Irefusemyhandle April 18, 2023

Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry

Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower

by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023

Mississippi Stir-Fry

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.

In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.

by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020

shaken not stirred

How James Bond likes his martinis.

“For the gentleman, vodka martini, shaken not stirred” - from The Spy who Loved Me

by nlolhere August 5, 2020