dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

squeeze box

a tight vagina

when i had intercourse with her i lasted only a couple minutes because of her squeeze box!!

by johanvonrobot January 18, 2009

ball squeeze jeans

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. The new jeans canibis casey bought from old navy.

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

by Josh Poory (p-dizzle to the wizzle) November 5, 2008

Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011

squeeze the charmin

1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.

Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!

by Dragonman September 1, 2008

squeeze pop

the best fucking candy EVER!! Btw, the green ones suck. I haven't tried the red ones, but the blue ones are AWESOME!

Wow, this is a really really really good squeeze pop! Oh wait, all squeeze pops are really really good!

Except the green ones, that is.

by Paigeisfuckingawesome October 5, 2006

squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.

(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'

by kapooch102 December 30, 2011