log splitter

refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.

#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?

#2 No, have you?

#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.

by Christobon January 8, 2008

Sluttery

a noun comparing an attempt to randomly pick up DTF girls at a frat party to playing the lottery. Hooking up with the slutiest girl at the party is winning the sluttery

bro: Dude I hooked up with the first girl I talked to, she must have been the sluttiest girl at this party.

bro2: Definitely, you totally just won the sluttery.

by TooDrunk4Chivalry2014 December 5, 2010

rib splitter

A rib splitter is a tool made and used in prison. It's a shank that is quickly thrusted into the ribs around the arm pit region deep enough to split the ribs and hopefully penetrate the lungs. This will deflate the lungs and ensure a quick effective shank.

Tony shanked levi with a rib splitter for not finishing him off.

by youneek October 18, 2008

Y splitter

Sexual position where the guy is behind with the girl on her side and her top leg is up over his shoulder and he is splitting the Y.

Dude, she had never been pounded in the Y splitter before, now I can't get rid of her.

by G-Dog Pounder August 16, 2010

Slutter

A crocheted or knitted sweater that has lots of holes in it. Which is always fashionable but never warm.

Pronounced slut-ter.

"Whoa, that's a pretty slutter you are wearing!!"
-"I know, but I'm always so cold!"

by reapperofsouls December 10, 2013

Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018

splatter

To scatter or splah water or any type of liquid.

After Katie decided to splatter juice on Elizabeth's expensive coat Elizabeth sued Katie for one hundred dollars.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003