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Keita’s Speech

“To another year of dumb shit.” - Keita’s Speech
by Hehe369 February 10, 2020
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Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...
Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)
by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018
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wow speech

An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.
Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!

Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..
by Lolita67 October 16, 2012
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Free Speech

Steven likes the diagrams so... here’s a diagram:

Overarching framework where free

speech is a real thing

V
__________________________________
| The people who’s opinions are |
| allowed within the confines of |
| the overarching framework |
| where free speech is a thing |
|_________________________________|

This ☝️ is Jordan Peterson’s conceptualization of free speech.... There’s a lot to unpack here..... So... Let’s get to it!

How the “Postmodernists

conceptualize the box

(According to Dr. JeepJorp)

V

___________________________

| Group 1 Group 2 |

| Group 3 Group 4 |

| Et Cetra |

| __________________________|

I am here 👉😈👈 I’m what you

call an outside-the-box thinker
Free Speech part 1
Hym “Now, the postmodernists don’t believe in autonomous individuals with thoughts and opinions. They believe that there are only groups vying for power. Jordan JeepJorpson believes that the individual is not ‘atomized’ and that ‘most people’ do not think (because they need to go through the institutions that cast him aside to be taught how to think ✋😒 but not how the institutions are currently teaching people to think because it’s too postmodernists and Marxist but instead how he thinks). INSTEAD, the individual is nested within a ‘Hierarchy of values.’ It looks like this:

____________________________

\Political/Religious engagement/

\Ascension economic of hierarchy /

\ Broader community /

\ Family unit /

\ Individual /

\————————————/
Hmmm... 🤔 Well now we need a name for this structure ... Hmmm... Let’s call this a.... Hmm... A grope? No... Graaawooooop... Grawoop? Grawoop! We’ll call it a grawoop! Now, if there is any dysfunction at any level of the grawoop, it is impossible for an individual to be sane. Therefore, you have a responsibility to become a part of one of these grawoops. Regardless of whether or not you believe in the ideas the grawoops espouse (because, who cares what you believe? Ammaright?) “
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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graduation speech accent

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.
Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent
by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024
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speech-to-texas

Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.

For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".
Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".
by TexasTea123 October 10, 2022
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writing a speech with a stick

A term used when somebody is writing so badly that everybody is criticizing it.
random dude - "bruh this dude is writing a speech with a stick"
by Betaic January 5, 2021
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