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Sparkle

Middle school version of tag, between classes.

Sparkle someone, they're it, there is a 30 second cool-down where they can't sparkle anyone else. Everyone tries to stay away from the Sparkled, but it's hard to in packed hallways.

Helps to makes school less boring.

Created by a group of middle school kids in Fort Collins, CO.
Person 1: You're sparkled
Person 2: Dammit
by Dr. Fairaday February 2, 2010
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sparklecity

I snorted coke off a hookers ass and then we fell through three floors of a prison in Sparklecity.
by Attemptable September 4, 2005
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sparkletime

Quality time or facetime, to be spent with your boo, your parentals, or, inadvertently, your brother Jake Jr who just got released prematurely from the pen after serving 5 to life for gerbil molestation and is now "seeking employment", though mostly at regional gerbil farms.
Mostly used by people who keep a poodle and send their daughters on pageants.
Free tickets for the Giants game, huh? VIP seats, huh? Free beer and hot dogs until I puke, huh? Well, no can do. It would interfere with the scheduled sparkletime with my old lady!
by Zwentibold February 28, 2008
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Sparkletinkercat

sparkle: What the Twilight vampires do.
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tinker: Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of the word) and does not like his traditional profession to be used in such a manner. I would like to add that Irish travellers traditionally were very improvising metal workers and sold pots made of scrap metal to make a living (as opposed to topping trees badly and laying poor quality tarmacam like they do now).This is the long-standing origin of the association of Irish travellers with the word 'tinker'
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cat: an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a cat and died because i was vapourised
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A vampiric demonlike cat-being who should be respected due to the way that what ever they play with immediatly becomes an Irish travelling machine. Do not get vaporised by its laser eyes when you think that its cute.

Meow
Eddie: You shouldn't pet a Sparkletinkercat Joe!, You might become a well made scrap metal pot or something!
by Sparkletinkercat December 30, 2020
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Sparkletastic

WHEN SOMETHING IS SUPER DUPER SPARKLETASTIC AND AWESOME PLUS WONDERHOY!1!! >ᗜ<🌈🌈💕
YOU: OHEMGEE LOOK AT THIS NEW DDLC MOD!!

ME: WHAT??11? IT LOOKS SO SPARKLETASTIC! :D
by SALMONELLASASHA October 24, 2025
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Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.
P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023
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Spackleton

Ah man i've just had another fucking "Spackleton" on the phone, he was so "Spackle" he tried to order a ...........
by myspace.com/noisepilotsuk February 13, 2009
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