Soft Girl

Soft girls are girls that dress in oversized hoodies/jumpers and jeans/skirts. They can be emotional and always want attention. They’re usually bottoms too.

Soft girl can also be related to smol
My gf: oh yea my girlfriend is such a soft girl. She’s adorable

Me: ...
by im.beebo July 09, 2019
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Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.
Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.
by EmotionalSupportHampster November 04, 2018
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soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.
"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"
by 2vegan4u May 09, 2016
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Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.
by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021
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Soft Plunger

A soft and squishy bump or boil on the anus.
I cannot sit down because of the horrible pain from my soft plunger.
by mailboxq May 07, 2015
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The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."
by BlasphemingGod October 08, 2013
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soft lewd

Borderline lewd, but still teasing. The subject would most likely be fully clothed. Acts of soft leads would be cosplay, or strip teasing by slightly lifting up a skirt to show off them legs.
You can’t send Lewds cause they’re too NSFW, but you can send Soft Lewds, it’s not as scandalous.
by ramen_lucky! September 05, 2018
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