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soggy iPod

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.
I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?
by Antonio Gramsci June 8, 2011
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Soggy Taco

by WhatTheShart June 15, 2019
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soggy pretzel

i was drinking a soggy pretzel, cause i didnt want my RA to find out
by lambert@psu December 21, 2008
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Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.
O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.
by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008
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Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid
1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit
by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017
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soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.
While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.
by critz August 12, 2012
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Soggy Kermit

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”
I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.
by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019
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