To snartch is a state of mind, reframing the obvious, to talk with conviction about things you know nothing about, to grouse and nit-pick or to find fault with. A snartcher feels entitled and mandated by a higher-power to tell it like it is or like it should be. Without apology, Snartches view their world as a source of constant amusement and seek out the jack-asses that continue to amaze them.
"I wish Danny would quit talking." Jennifer, snartched to herself. "Not only does he have halitosis but his front teeth are missing too, I can’t wait to snartch about this later with Bob!!”
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Get the Snartch mug.when you fart and it rolls upwards through the snatch. Obviously its a female thing, not to be confused with pussy farting, aka queefing.
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Get the snart mug.A combination of words that are used to define a girl who is being overly obnoxios or studip or annoying.
Julie's being so damn snarty.
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Get the snarty mug.Something that is sexy and dirty. More likely, someone sexy and dirty literally dirty, covered in dust, mud etc.
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Word first used by Roxi L. and Ruxiii I. in 2009.
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