snarf

When eating, a burst of laughter, cough, or some other form of exhaling violently results in the spewing of chewed food all over the table or guests.

My sister said something really funny while I was eating, and I snarfed all over the new table cloth.

by kinky_curls January 11, 2009

snarf

A general utterance after saying something nerdy. A general expression of nerdiness.

Yeah, I installed the PCI card drivers but had to tweak the BIOS to get it to accept them. Snarf!

Captain Kirk was ten times better than Piccard! Snarf!

by sek-c August 26, 2004

snaff

A person (usually a dude) who acts or dresses like a gaylord.

haaaaaaaaah ha ha ha, he wears a pink track suit. what a snaff.

by goldenbrown May 13, 2005

Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

by The Greg June 22, 2004

snarf

To steal something, take something that doesn't belong to you, probably in a wholesale/ongoing and devious manner. Visualize a rat crossed with a vacuum cleaner.

The intention is to prevent the addresses from being snarfed up by automated web scanners for use by spammers. (GNU Mailman 2.1.8a mailing list software)

by Clytie April 16, 2006

snarf

Whilst sitting in a hot tub, the act of eating the bubbles produced by one's own, or someone else's fart as they reach the surface.

"I lit a huge bumble rumbler in the hot tub last night but Zean totally snarfed me before i could see what it smelled like"

by Bojiggle August 3, 2006

snarfle

a word used to convey nervousness, resignation, and/or excitement. Brought to popular useage by character on Thundercats whose phrases consisted largely of snarfles and the occasional word.

but panthro, snarfle snarfle, it's snarfle dark in there snarfle snarfle

by king kong NINJA April 19, 2004