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Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style
I was smurfing Smurfette last night.
by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009
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Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.
Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
by john E Wad September 24, 2009
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Smurfing

When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.
Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.
by greencat420 July 9, 2011
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smarping

(n) (sum-HAR-ping) A combination of smart & shopping; The act of using coupons and ads to maximize your shopping dollars.
My sister went smarping yesterday. She was gone 3 hours but saved over $100.00!
by TxWarren September 13, 2011
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Smurfing

Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.
"Oh I just got a new snapchat.

Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."
by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014
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Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.
Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014
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Smurfing

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.
"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."
by Lee1965 February 20, 2015
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