Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.

Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

budgee smugler

Speedo like dick togs that reveal the outlne of the male organs due to their tight fit.

For fuck sake, don't wear your budgee smuglers down on Bondi beach with those other gaylords.

by Dan January 27, 2005

The Smuggler's Run

A sexual maneuver in which 2 men double penetrate a woman SO deep that the barrier between the vaginal and anal canals breaks. The 2 men then proceed to cockdock inside of her. If the woman does not receive immediate medical attention, she usually dies 9/10 times.

Man 1: at funeral How did you know my daughter?
Man 2: I gave her the Smuggler's Run with John.
Man 1: No shit! I wish I knew she died like that! High five dude!

by SydMorrison March 11, 2010

Sausage smuggler

The act of stealing sausage; gay

Have you seen that gay kid over there? He's a total sausage smuggler.

by themack94 July 12, 2009

Smuggle

to smother ones face in your boobs.

"I'm gonna smuggle your face, sir"

by Narwhaljavelin January 1, 2015

snuggleslut

since slut is a girl that "will do anything with anyone"
and snuggle means "cuddle"
a snuggleslut is a girl that will "snuggle" with anyone!

shes such a snuggleslut.

by snuggleslut November 23, 2007

Cock Smuggler

The root of this word originates from the action of concealing dick and transporting across the border. This is typically done with a dick in the ass. This typically requires a gay man or a straight man who hasn't came out yet. But this term has come to mean someone who takes it regularly from illegals or foreign men typically referring to Mexicans.

Ivan goes to Mexico monthly and hooks up with plenty of young Latino men, he is the biggest "cock smuggler" I know.

by Shahin Roy October 26, 2011