smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

by fucktard September 6, 2004

smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010

10 ammendments of smoking marijuana

1-always the person that packs the pipe gets to hit it first

2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place

3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.

4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.

P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.

5-Smoking should continue untill everybody in the circle declare stoned.

6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.

7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.

8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.

9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers

10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.

Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
10 ammendments of smoking marijuana

by Nik Armi April 7, 2010

cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009

Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy

A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.

You, sir, are a chain smoking, kidnapping, prettyboy

by bugmom May 9, 2013

scoring

In Irish slang, to 'make out with' or tongue kiss.

Did you see Stephanie scoring with the guy inthe back of the bar?

by oxford_p April 6, 2011

The Rules of Smoking Weed

The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)

*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!

by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009