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skole

Shitty place where you are for way to long
What are you doing today
Jumping off a bridge
Lucky you, im going to skole
by harrypotter8329 January 29, 2018
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skedekrampe

(from danish; skede = pussy, krampe = cramp)

...is a word describing three different things:

1.
The phenomenon, when a female (or male with non-dick-genitals a.k.a. a vagina) has cramps in her pussy, as a resulting of either one or multiple physical reasons. (Could be such as; Visit from the red, STD's, or a sledgehammer being whammed into the holy cave of dick-paradise)

2.
A situation being cocksucking.
Example: Lots of homework, unerected penis when a boner is needed, etc.

3.
A jerk.
Example: yo mum
1. When he launched a missile into her pussy, it resulted in a skedekrampe.

2. Her boss put her into a skedekrampe-situation, in which she had to eat pizza with pineapple on, in order to keep her job...

3.
The student was a skedekrampe, when he refused to fuck his teacher in math class
by WhySoManyUsernameTaken? February 28, 2018
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Oh shit! Dinner's ready! Time to skadeet on outta here!
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skadeuch

"Skadeuch" is when you slip in the bathtub and you hit your head!
"Hey, why are you late for school?"
"I did a skadeuch this morning!"
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Skone

A counter-strike that have 4 members. All members are 12 and they are noobs and also virgins. The only decent is Knarre but he is also silvernoob. I higly recomennd leaving the match if you see them cause they will torture your ears with toxic behavior. Thank you!
Skone is ugly faggots.
by anonymousrussian January 11, 2019
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Skopec

When a car of any type becomes filthy on the inside and begins to smell of rotten eggs it is then a Skopec. Most often, the inside of Skopec’s contain old food containers, mud, and/or dead bugs. You do not want to let your car become a Skopec.
Guy 1: Who’s giving you a ride?
Guy 2: Tod.

Guy 1: Oh shit, don’t drive with him. He drives a total Skopec.
by Dragon January 28, 2019
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Skoe

Combination of the wordsskank” and “hoe”
Maggie is such a skoe!
by Dabz of ranch April 22, 2019
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